I am an English teacher who uses your puns in my classroom.
Too bad you don’t know that you WEAR clothes. And that WERE is past tense.
“My students WERE required to use correct grammar in the papers they turned in last week.”

i dont think you really see how hard it is to run a webcomic about to become a novel,and maybe a chance at a tv show…he probably has too much stress to worry about grammar….

I was just about to correct your grammar on the “I were my shirt” thing. Yes, it’s the internet, so no big deal, but sometimes, it does put one off.